Thursday, 17 July 2014
Monday, 14 July 2014
Introduction
Compare how
language differs between two reality TV Programmes set in different areas of
the United Kingdom.
For my
language investigation I will be exploring how the language from reality TV
Programmes made in the UK differentiate depending on which area of the country
they are based in. Predominantly, I will be focusing on semantics, lexis,
phonology and pragmatics in order to establish similarities and differences in
the way that they speak and converse with other people. I will conduct my
experiment using the TV Programmes ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ and ‘Made In
Chelsea’ as they are both the same kind of programme but set in different
places and therefore will have both similarities and differences in their
transcripts. It will be interesting for me to investigate
the variation of the Standard English language in these two areas and to be
able to compare them.
I would
expect the language used by the people in ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ to be quite
colloquial whereas in Chelsea I would expect it to be much more sophisticated,
however this is based on stereotypes so it will be interesting to research this
further to see if there is much truth behind it.
Production Diary
Our coursework this year is to come up with a language investigation that we can conduct ourselves and that we find interesting. I have decided to compare how language differs between two reality TV Programmes set in different areas of the United Kingdom. I think this will be interesting as I am going to conduct the investigation by using transcripts from popular TV reality programmes set in the United Kingdom but in different areas 'The Only Way Is Essex" and "Made In Chelsea". As i am a fan of these programmes, i will enjoy researching the topic and it will be an enjoyable investigation. I have written a draft introduction that states what my aims are and what frameworks i will adress.
Monday, 7 July 2014
Key Terms
Key Terms
Abstract Noun - a noun denoting an idea, quality, or state rather
than a concrete object
Acronym - an abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other
words and pronounced as a word
Adjacency Pair - An adjacency
pair is a unit of conversation that contains an exchange of one turn
each by two speakers. The turns are functionally related to each other in such
a fashion that the first turn requires a certain type or range of types of
second turn
Affixation - Affixation
is the morphological process whereby an affix is attached to a root or stem.
Amelioration - the act of making something better; improvement.
Assimilation - The process by which a person or persons acquire
the social and psychological characteristics of a group
Blending – a combination of two words together to make a
neologism.
Borrowing – using terms from other cultures/countries and making
them part of the English lexicon.
Cliché - a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack
of original thought.
Clipping - clipping is the word
formation process which consists in the reduction of a word to one
of its parts (shortening)
Coining – to create a neologism or phrase
that people begin to use
Colloquialism – using slang.
Wednesday, 25 June 2014
Final Piece 1
Well, as I am your Head Teacher, I guess I owe you some kind of retirement speech, something to conclude my career here and wish you the best of luck on your way. Isuppose you think that I am going to stand here and waffle on about what an amazing twenty years I have had here as your head teacher. I expect you want me to talk about what an honour it has been to be a part of this school. I presume you think that I am going to praise you all and cry tears of ultimate sadness about how much I will miss you all. But, I’m not going to do that. Why? Because I couldn’t care less. I am absolutely ecstatic to see the back of you. The last two decades of my life that I have spent teaching at this school have been the most miserable, depressing, despairing years of my entire life. Oh, I see that some of you are astonished by this, you shouldn’t be! Try putting up with your tatty uniform, your careless attitudes and your foolish behaviour day after day, week after week. It gets boring, incredibly boring. Do you think I actually care about your futures? You could end up on the streets begging for money for all I care, and even that is more than half of you deserve.
It’s the same thing
every single day, you’re all in secondary school yet you act like a bunch of
monkeys that have been released in a zoo. I can’t quite believe that I have
managed to put up with your tedious ways for so long, I deserve some kind of
award for my patience. My retirement will consist of peace, relaxation and no
disgusting, hormonal teenagers pestering me eight hours a day. For twenty long
years I have had to wake up every morning at 5:45 dreading what the day will
bring me, and on weekends when I think that I have finally got two days break
from you all, I have to mark your effortless work or reply to emails from
concerned parents asking me to resolve your problems. Do you not think that I
have better things to do? Do you think my entire life revolves around you? Take
some responsibility for yourselves! Grow up! If you have a little argument with
a colleague when you’re at work, do you think that your mummy and daddy can
email your boss asking them to solve the problem?! You’ll get laughed at!
Honesty, its completely and utterly pathetic! I’ve never encountered such an
embarrassing bunch of people in all of my existence!
As for the members of staff. Well, where can I even begin?
Minus a couple of you, you all do my head in. You think you’re doing me
favours, think you’re helping me out when in reality, you make everything one
hundred times worse. All you do all day long is panic and stress about every
minor detail. “ooh, we’ve run out of toilet paper in the girls bathroom!”, “The
sugar pot in the staff room is empty!”, honestly, you would think that the sky
was falling down! You are incapable of doing anything for yourselves, you do
nothing but hassle me! You are just as bad as the children. What kind of
example do you think that you’re setting for them? No wonder they are so awful,
they lead by example. I can’t believe you all look so shocked, how do you think
you would feel if you had to deal with all your constant moaning and
complaining? Oh, and I’m pretty surprised that you all thought I had any
interest in your outside lives at all. “Have a good holiday?” I might say, but
that doesn’t mean I actually care. I don’t care about any of you to be quite
honest.
The amount of hard work I have put into this school has gone
completely unnoticed the entire time that I have been here. Think you could’ve
had a new canteen without my help? Think every one of the school’s productions
hasn’t been all down to me? Ungrateful bunch of delinquents. It’s because of
your selfish ways that I have grown to hate my job, I loved it at first.
Thought it was the best thing that had ever happened to me. Boy, was I wrong!
Oh, and as for your GCSE and A Level results, you’re a laughing stock! 75% of
you failed to pass basic subjects like English, Maths and Science. Even half of
you failed RE! You are completely thick! Of course, the blame isn’t entirely on
the students. If the staff were able to do their jobs correctly I’m sure a lot
more of you would have passed. But unfortunately the
majority of them are incapable of doing anything that doesn’t involve drinking
tea and coffee and scoffing all the biscuits in the staff room. We have nothing
to be proud of here at this school.
We don’t have a caring community, none of you have any
respect, you make a mockery of the school uniform, your parents do nothing but
bug me, the staff have limited teaching abilities, and it’s all one big joke! I’m
surprised the school hasn’t been shut down, none of you are worth investing in.
Our recent Ofsted report was laughable, let’s face it, this school is never
going to get an outstanding, it’s not even worth a good! They said that they
were disappointed with the lack of focus and respect displayed by the students,
and thought that many of you needed to improve on your manners and effort. They
also said that the staff didn’t display any kind of care or interest in what
the students were doing, they just sat there and endured the foolish behaviour.
So in conclusion, you are all as bad as each other.
Well, I hope you have all enjoyed hearing the truth about
how I feel to be leaving the school. And if you haven’t, I don’t care. I’m
finally free.
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